So... the other day my sister and I were whatsapping and somehow the conversation digressed to a volley of insults-by-rhyme. Sit back, relax, no counter attacks and check our flow, yo:
M: The other day this popped into my head - I'm going to freak-a-deek out like a chicken with a sprout... Does this ever happen to you?
Z: There might be something wrong with you.
M: :l
M: :u
K: :y
Z: But yes I get the word sputnick alto. I think it's my favourite word. Fuck a lot*
M: You're a sputdick, on a brown stick.
Z: What's a sputdick?
M: I don't know but it has the word dick in it so it's mildly insulting.
Z: You're a freaky toad on a chicken road.
M: Ha ha ha
M: You're a smelly lump sitting in the dump.
Z: You're a smelly dump with a toad on your rump.
Z: Ha ha ha ha ha
M: You're a frosty bear with a semen stare :@
Z: You're a cum shot in a gravy pot.
M: You're a creepy goat sitting in the moat.
Z: Well you've got semen on you.
M: Well you smell like dead semen.
Z: You're a barn owl smelling pretty fowl.
M: You're dick cheese if you please.
Z: From the chicken semen on your rump. Gross.
M: ?
M: Um, you've got chicken teeth.
The end.
P.S. The word semen will always be funny.
P.P.S. It's unlikely that we will mature at any point. Life's too short to grow up too fast.
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