1. Due to the already rushed situation, you tend to forget the exact time you put the dye in, lending itself to 'over-colouring' (i.e. your iced chocolate brown comes out, uh, black).
2. You don't have time to blow dry your hair, thinking it will dry naturally and maybe a little wavy... This doesn't happen. The hair dye frizzes your hair, seriously, they should put that on the box! Not to self: It's imperative to straighten your hair after the initial colouring bonanza, stress hair 'normalizes' in 2 or 3 washes time.
3. Now because your hair is wet, you're unable to see the extent of the damage, and when coupled with your white face it's no surprise you share an uncanny resemblance to a spook.
4. When you get home, wow this is just far too tragic, and you FINALLY look at yourself in the mirror you realise, with sheer mortification, that you've been sitting across from your bf, looking like a ghost who's just been electrocuted, whilst wearing a ridiculously yellow dress, and all the while thinking that you looked great. As a result you'd spent the evening acting all cute-like (you know how you get when you think you look great).
Only you're not, in fact some would even say 'hideous' only your beau didn't have the heart to tell you. It was, after all, Valentine's Day.
O H M Y G O D !
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