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Philosophy

There was a hazelnut in my muesli. I ate it. For an instant I thought I was eating a Cadbury's Fruit & Nut chocolate. This made me happy.

Now you might ask me what the point of all of this is. What's the reason behind my mentioning it. And the answer is pretty simple:

There is no point. There is only perception.

I LOVE CANDY FOR BREAKFAST

I love it. I do.

(www.candyforbfast.com)

I stole these (from someone else's blog):

Anatidaephobia

Hey you, duck – why you got get all up in my braces?

Two days ago I was walking in Adderley Street when a friend spotted a duck sitting on a window ledge. Now I’ve never seen a duck (or goose) just hanging out with its feathers-and-all in the middle of the city. So, I came up with three possibilities:

1.  It was having a smoke break
2.   It was a robot duck used in undercover surveillance
3. There was no duck 

Sometimes Skype lends itself to unusual conversations

[05:00:00 PM] maishafox: [04:47:58 PM] maishafox: kim read the last mail I sent you

[04:48:09 PM] maishafox: and die laughing (well not literally)

[04:57:29 PM] Kim Hawkins: ahahaha,... very funny

[04:58:20 PM] Kim Hawkins: hey. that stuff from Madre, have you saved it?

[04:58:34 PM] maishafox: No I forwarded it onto nom

[04:58:41 PM] Kim Hawkins: cool

[04:58:58 PM] maishafox: word

[04:59:12 PM] maishafox: a cool word is: ice block

[04:59:22 PM] Kim Hawkins: hahahahahahaha

[04:59:32 PM] maishafox: ; )

[04:59:33 PM] maishafox: wow

[04:59:36 PM] maishafox: what a day

[04:59:43 PM] Kim Hawkins: good bad.. lazy?

[04:59:48 PM] Kim Hawkins: you slacking over there aren' you

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[04:26:30 PM] Dwight Anderson: I always have plans, I just want to know when you might be joining me for sum of them
[04:28:05 PM] maishafox: what do they consist of?
[04:28:25 PM] Dwight Anderson: What would you like them to consist of...
[04:28:47 PM] maishafox: you eating a lot of bananas
[04:29:04 PM] Dwight Anderson: You calling me a monkey?
[04:29:18 PM] Dwight Anderson: I eat a lot of delicious fruit
[04:29:20 PM] maishafox: well if the shoe fits
[04:30:01 PM] Dwight Anderson: I wouldn't wear shoes if I was a monkey.
[04:30:21 PM] maishafox: but you would iof they were special monkey shoes

You... Biscuit

Edward Monkton is my hero http://www.edwardmonkton.com/

Happy Friday Effers xoxox